Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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