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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

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