What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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wanna hear a joke? i dont

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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Why? Why Not?

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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