- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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