What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Matt is a Duster!

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homosexual

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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I'm at my grandmothers house right now

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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