What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Oh, go away

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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Turkey Balls

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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