- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Dyslexia ruels!

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

hi

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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