- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Your mother is so fat.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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