- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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