- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

A bar walks into a man

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

A woman is carried out of a bar.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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