I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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emma: mat has a quick reaction time

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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