Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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Where's my tractor?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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