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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

why do mexicans get made fun of

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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