Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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