- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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