Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Women's rights

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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