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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

Oh, go away

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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