What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Charlie Sheen

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Nickelback.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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