what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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2 + 2 = fish

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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Neil Lewis

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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