- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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