So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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