Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

roak

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

XD Jackass.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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