Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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so the weather's nice...

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An anti-joke

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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the bible

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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An american family is picknicking on the bottom of the ocean. They are eating french fries, big mac's, chicken mc nuggets and drinking coca cola, some slurpies too, all purchased at the local mac donalds near lyndon blvd, in chevy chase near that weird house with the toothless lady that always smiles and then all of a sudden frowns at you, often wearing either a dark green or mint green dress. Spongebob squarepants comes drifting by dead in circular pants and little Sally, their youngest daughter asks a question, which cannot be heard because they're underwater.

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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