What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

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Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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save me from the nothing ive become

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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women's rights, lol

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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