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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

womens rights.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Pull my finger ouch..

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

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