- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

so...um, yeah

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