What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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Justin Beiber

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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PENIS

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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Penis chickens

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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