What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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CFL

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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