- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

How come grilled cheese?

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

c-? men, C-men

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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