- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

the power to turn magnetism into light

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

What's red, blue & green all over?

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

so...um, yeah

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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