Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

I'm Coming

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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