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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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