- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

no pun intended

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Adam Chebali has no life

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

9/11

your life

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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