Women's rights.

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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