- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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