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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

What's two plus two? Window

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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