Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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A bar walks into a man

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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