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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

Jews

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Guess what day it is!!! Sunday? Monday? Tuesday? Wednesday? Thursday? Friday? Saturday? IT'S HUMPDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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