A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

The game.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

A blonde walked into a bar.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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