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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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