What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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