Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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