What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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A Chinese man and an american lived together. The Chinese man said to the american man, "I'm going to walk the dog." The American said "OK." Later that night they were eating dinner. The American said to the Chinese man, "I don't think that I've had this meat before. What is it?" The Chinese man replied, "The dog." The American, surprised, spewed out the food he was eating. "THE DOG!?" he yelled, shocked. The Chinese man replied, "Yes, I TOLD you I was going to wok the dog!"

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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