So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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i have a christmas tree.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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Continents are large islands.

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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