do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

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Women's rights.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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Anti Joke

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