Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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hextech crafting too opieop

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Blacks

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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