- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

A guy was beet by his wife.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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