- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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