So one time there was this woman learning...

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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Wolfjob.

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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