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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats my name? Matt

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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