- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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