What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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Jimmy Saville

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

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If I was a backstabber, you would have been dead already, without me having anything to do with it in the first place, listen, we cannot change the world, those that control the media, control the world. And our role was the opposite, we wanted people to find their individual selves and put their talents for use for themselves and us, today the media tells people who they are, what they like, and what to eat and wear. None of us can do this, point zero is gone, its simply a matter of time, but if you want to try, I can do what I can, in hopes of delaying the inevitable.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After a while, the bartender comes over to him and asks if he would like another beer. He says no and leaves.

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What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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