So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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