Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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