- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

Nickelback

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

womans having rights.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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