Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Caolan and Eamon

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

haha Otarts was here

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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