- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

what is the color of a burp burple

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

Get it? More.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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