Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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Religionh

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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