What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

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