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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.