- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Shea's sty....

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Weed.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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