Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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my wife out of the kitchen

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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