- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

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