whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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