What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

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Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

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what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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