- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Caca.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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