- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

antonio has a penis head.lol

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

What do you call your mom? Mom

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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