- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

Knock Knock Come in

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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