- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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