Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

i just wrote this so hard

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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