What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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the midget went to the midget store

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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I walk into a bar...

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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