A mormon walks into a bar.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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the midget went to the midget store

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

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My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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Bill: Hey Scott, do you have the time? John: My name is John, you must have mistaken me for someone else. Bill: Oh. I apologize for the inconvenience. John: No problem. By the way, the time is 3:34. Bill: I don't actually need the time, me and Scott just have this inside joke of me asking the time when we both very well know that he refuses to wear a wristwatch. John: Alright

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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