Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

the game

HOLY SHIT!!!!

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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