What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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Ask me if im a tree? No

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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The EPA.

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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do you have a wife?

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

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All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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