what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

What is the name of the car? What

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

feminists.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

hers a joke... japanese people

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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