- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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