Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

hi dave

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

whats a joke

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Women's rights...

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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