here's a joke... the american education society

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

An Englishman walks into a bar.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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