Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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