- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

A man... walks.

What's a joke? Funny

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Why do I hate food? I don't.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

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