- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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