- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

so today i took a poop. hehe

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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