- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

womens rights

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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