Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

womans rights...

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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