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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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