- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. Boom (\ _ /) (x . x)

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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