- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Banana Hamock.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

Terraria

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

rocky is here again.......................

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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