- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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