- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

This sentence is a lie.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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