How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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