- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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