Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

What did the teacher do? He taught.

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

jd and zach loves vigina

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Justin Bieber.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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