- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

Y u do dis?

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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