Barack Obama plays basketball

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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Nick Cannon

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Women's rights

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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