- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What? Huh?

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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