- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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