Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Your sex life.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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