- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

A muslim paints Mohammed

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

The dewey decimal system

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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