- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Who invented apple? God

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Roses are red.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

hey, my names mark.

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