So a man walks into a bar, right?

Killing your friend as a joke.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

Steve Jobs is alive.

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

what goes woof ? A dog.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

Your wife died during the delivery.

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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