Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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