- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

24

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

Pianos.

Once upon a time

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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