- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

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