- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

roses are red violets are indigo

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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