North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Republicans

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Blacks

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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