Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Black people

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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