- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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