Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Blacks

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

Massie is a fatass

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Why was the gay guy sad?

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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