- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

a black guy walks into a black bar

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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